Show # 1 February 10, 1989
Top Ten Things Said By Fast Food Employees
10. Do we really have to wash our hands?
9. Do you want that pan-fried, deep-fried, or oven fried?
8. Well, what color is meat supposed to be, Smarty?
7. How many ketchups would you like with that?
6. Huh???
5. I used to work at the Savings and Loan Bank.
4. Damn, there goes another press-on nail.
3. Would you like a side order of grease?
2. Sorry, Im new here - I'll have to get the manager.
1. Did you want cheese on that cheeseburger?
Show # 2 February 10, 1989
Top Ten Least Popular PBS Shows
10. Fun with Amputation
9. "Chia Pet" - Consumer Fraud of the Century
8. Entertaining with the Marcoses.
7. Conterfeiting for Fun and Profit
6. The making of "Fletch II".
5. The wonderful world of Vinyl.
4. Drew Barrymore Cooks with Wine.
3. Carl Sagan's Birthday Gala.
2. Pork for your Health.
1. Freezer Burn The Silent Enemy.