Christmas Quiz
1 Rudolph nose glows because
A) He's Magic
B) He's Santa's favorite
C) He flew to close to Chernobyle
2 If santa dies, he will be replaced by:
A) Mrs Santa
B) One of the elves
C) Williard Scott
3 Santa knows who's been bad or good by:
A) Looking into his magic snowball
B) Secret agent elves diguised as snot nosed kids
C) Reading the National Enquirer
4 Santa's favorite bedtime snack is:
A) Cookies and milk
B) Fudge
C) Mrs Santa
5 This years top grossing christmas video is:
A) E.T.
B) It's a wonderful life
C) Rambo fries a bunch of elves
6 Most college students spend their Christmas vacations:
A) At home
B) With cool, condo-owning friends
C) Really drunk
7 You know Christmas is in the air when you hear:
A) Salvation army bells
B) "Merry Christmas"
C) Drop that cabbage patch doll, or die, you S.O.B.
8 Santa is best known for:
A) Spreading merriment and good cheer
B) Delivering presents to everyone
C) Breaking and entering
9 The Carol Americans hate most is:
A) Jingle Bell Rock
B) I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
C) That damm Carol-Ann from Poltergeist
10 Santa's real name is:
A) Santa Clause
B) Cris Kringle
C) Burle Ives
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